Ding Dong. Chichirya. Funny. xD

The Knock-Knock Compilation.

Dahil sa nauuso nanamang muli ang Knock-Knock Jokes. Eto ang ilan sa mga napulot kong Knock-Knock Jokes mula sa mga kaibigan ko dito sa Elbi, pati na rin yung mga taong hindi ko kilala pero pinakinggan ko ang Knock-Knock nila habang naglalakad. Wee. Wag ng kumontra kung corny. :]

Ganito na lang ang scheme para tipid sa space.

Knock! Knock!  

Who’s there?

______.

______ who?

______. (music)

1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. 
3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! 
7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.
11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.
26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)
31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
40. Pekpek. You are~ pekpek. you are~ pekpek.
41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
54. Korina - Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas. 
55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

thelovelybones:

Everybody needs to watch this. DO IT. (via)

pancakenation:

azaleas:happythings:threelittlefireflies: omgwhaat: (via juiceinabox)

How to write a paper in college/university

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto Facebook, Tumblr and Yahoo. Check your notifications, updates and email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Post some shit on Tumblr.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee.  Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your Facebook notifications, Tumblr updates and email. Reply, Post, Reply.
10. Grab some mp3z at Limewire
11. Check if someone reblogged your tumblr post.
12. Have a Chat conference with your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
13. Check your Facebook notifications, Tumblr updates and email. Reply, Post, Reply.
14. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
15. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
16. course, the college, the world at large.
17. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.
18. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
19. Check your Facebook notifications, Tumblr updates and email. Reply, Post, Reply.
20. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
21. Play Farmville, Mafia Wars, Pet Society or Poker.
22. Check out bored.com.
23. Wash your hands.
24. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.
25. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
26. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
27. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
28. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
29. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
30. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
31. Smoke. Drink a Coffee.
32. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
33. Play with anything near you.(ie Pen, Scissors, USB, Stress Ball)
34. See if someone’s online at Y!M or Facebook.
35. Mumble all swear words that you know.
36. At 5am, Start googling some ready made papers related to yours. Revise some words. Delete senseless parts. 6am -paper is finished.
37. Get ready for school.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
    
    

NUCLEAR :D